Madame Kat aka Kat de Moniqué aka Femme Fatale ala KitKat
Kat is a Professional International Woman of Mystery, which means its her job to make sure not much is known about her. Nothing about her youth survives, as all documentation has been destroyed, though it is assumed that much of her early training was done in Singapore.

It is known, however, that she could have been a police officer, but a chance viewing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" changed her life from that point onward. Whether it was for good or bad is not for me to say (though I could say it was for Evil if I really had to say). Her knowledge is unbounding, she is a mechanical genius, and has been known to have modified a pop-up toaster in order to access the internet. She can recite the complete dialog, word-for-word of the R.H.P.S. in 27 languages.

Read about A Shocking Revelation.

A woman of a thousand disguises, its been described that Kat's favorite form of disguise consisted of a pair of large wraparound sunglasses, silver shirt with oversized collar, tight leather black pants, and thigh-high stiletto heeled boots -- but as this was her favorite disguise, which means she wore it far, far too much, it quickly ruined the whole purpose of even serving as a disguise. She was often seen speeding through the streets of whatever her particular haunt happened to be at the time, driving a black camaro and fiendishly laughing while exceeding the posted speed limit.

Kat currently belongs to a vast underground conspiracy organization, bent on the utter destruction of all that's decent and good. This organization goes by the code letters: a- w- o- l. She's identified by the codename: Pinhead. Also take note if on occasion you should notice her using the code names Riff-Raff or Dr. X -- beware, because that means trouble is afoot.

But like I said, not much is known about her.

 

Madame Barbarella aka Chatroom Vixen
Born (of course) and then raised in an orphanage - though it is not clear why, since she was not an orphan, but the youngest of 12 siblings. At age 9, the young waif, then known as Barbara escaped and joined a traveling circus. She had dreams of being a singing star, but these were dashed when an evil magician got his clutches on the girl and forced her to join his "Woman Sawn in Half" act. Fortunately, little Barbarella was an ingenious little child and being a child, which meant she was not yet of grown height, she used a long cape and pair of wooden dummy legs to escape serious bodily injury during the years of performances.

Much filled with woe were the childhood years of poor little Barbara! Her sad little tale continued until one day, she learned to her amazement and chagrin that she had grown up (meager though she was), and Barbara, who desperately wanted to keep her newly attained height as long as possible, made a speedy escape from the despicable "Sawn in Two" act. Once again on the run, she hid out at a nearby burlesque hall.

It was here that young Barbara became "Madame Barbarella" and developed the live ferret performance which has enjoyed worldwide acclaim. The one-time orphan girl who was not really an orphan made good on her dream of being a star.

She is known for the bright pink costumes she and her pink-dyed ferrets wear for performing, leaping through flaming hoops, while retelling famous events of history. One of the most memorable themes she used on-stage was the retelling of the story of Marie Antoinette, complete with a fur-lined pink guillotine.

DragonzFyre tried to woo Barbarella to perform with the Spook-a-rama as a star attraction, but to no avail. Claiming she is only 29-years old, she currently bides her days reading her voluminous fan mail and feeding her pink ferrets chocolate covered truffles. She now entertains by special appointment only.

 

Meaggy Blumaroo
Little Meaggy, who despite her best efforts, is sweet and innocent and pure as the wind-driven snow. Thus she has no business even being mentioned here, whatsoever.

 

Madame Lin-Lin
Lin-Lin (aka as "Lin-lin-lin-lin-lin-lin" or just "Lin" for short) also was raised in an orphanage, though she herself had 19 siblings, 26 aunts, 3 uncles, 14 grandparents, and a German shepherd living in an apartment hidden deep in an abandoned silo in the Colorado mountains. Despite the fact her name "Lin-Lin" implies an asian heritage, she is believed to be of Latvian descent. Her appearance leaves much to be noted: straight jet-black hair reaching down to a waspy-waist, always wearing fashionable form fitting black gowns down to her ankles, a cigarette holder in hand, sometimes seen with a monocle ... she may also occasionally revert to speaking in the Latvian tongue, especially when displeased... very displeased.

Of note too, is the interesting little fact that Lin is a reformed serial-axe maniac (at least we hope she's reformed), once known as the alleged "Latvian-Speaking Serial Axe Maniac." This understandably wasn't a very catchy name as it was a real quite a mouthful, so there was not much publicity at the time of her unfortunate alleged crime spree. Lin was acquitted of all charges by reason that all her alleged atrocities were all the result of a serious misunderstanding. She today has found her own unique ways to cope with her serious axe disability, by writing poems about axes, baking cookies for orphans in the shape of axes, knitting crochet axes for nurseries (which I might add make a very flimsy weapon), and is a noted author of several children's books, such as "My First Book about Axes" and "The Littlest Axe."

Lin is also the owner of a cursed home and a member of an underground organization which I can not name at this time.

 

Madame Carrinina
She once was a missionary sent to Florida to tutor motorcycle gangs in the French language. In return she was adopted into their tribe as one of their own.

 

Master Silver alias "Firebird"
Filled with the Mysteries of the Orient. Trained Shadw in all the arts for fighting Evil in all it's dasterdardly forms, when both were members of a decent organization which later became known as "A.W.O.L."

 

Booger Boy
Monster child, he has a mustache frequently liked to ride an electric toy train/rollercoaster throughout the former Dragonzfyre estate (Moonglow Manor) before it was destroyed by an unfortunately accurate lightning strike. Has a tendency to bite ankles as well. It is believed he originally wandered to the estate for tricks-or-treats one halloween night and never returned back to his home. He is now under the tutelage of Shadw, and training in the mysterious arts of the Orient.

See the Exclusive Photo.

 

DragonzFyre
Our woe is without ceasing. Oh me, Oh my - why did he have to die?

Read about A Discussion of the Events into His Untimely Deceasement.

 

Shadw (Without The O)
Released under his own recognizance now, Shadw is a somewhat shadey character at best. Author of several children's books, including "Bedtime Stories" and "Zombie Bunny vrs. the Dragon" and as a ghost-writer he collaberated with DragonzFyre up until his untimely demise. As a rule Shadw avoids attention at all costs.

He is often mistaken for the tragically late DragonzFyre, this website's previous webmaster. Once arch-rivals (due to a bitter dispute over a female, alas), Shadw is now an amateur researcher into the enigma that was Mr. D.

 

Dr. Abdula
Shadw's personal witch doctor/trainer/psychologist.

 

Bugaboo aka "Bubba" alias Phobia or Phleabiteus
Shadw's unseen pet, kept securely under lock and key in a small box.

Max
Shadw's occasional assistant. Addresses Shadw as "Professor."

 

Sid the Butler
Dragonzfyre's exeedingly tall butler.

 

Mr. Ming the Gardener
Dragonzfyre's 97-year old disgruntled gardener and Ninja enthusiast.

 

Mad Aunt Ophelia
Dragonzfyre's dear Mad Aunt Ophelia who happens to be more than a few croutons short of a complete salad.

 

The Great Sen›r Salvador Fellini
Billed as the the World's Greatest Sword Expert and Knife-thrower. He is also a Prestidigitator, Escapologist and Stunt Devil Extraodinaire. Works for the Spook-a-rama.

 

Miss Petunia Bobbysocks
Former 12-year old assistant to The Great Sen›r Salvador Fellini. Note that she's listed as "former."

 

Mr. Wisner Hamlish
A much respected newsman, TV know-it-all, and producer for the upcoming DragonzFyre.tripod.com Movie

Dr. Faint
Medical practioner and taxidermist. Has been the long-time family doctor for the DragonzFyre family.

 

Evil Organ-Grinder Monkeys
Once plagued the former Moonglow Manor, popping out of clocks and walls with scissors, knives or sharp pointy sticks. They had an evil predisposition for harrassing DragonzFyre's guests.

 

Col. Banesworth Bramblepudding
Manager and M.C. of the Spook-a-rama, a carnival bought by DragonzFyre.

the Mighty Big Tiki Head
A large hunk of wood that talks, at the Spook-a-rama.

 

Amazo the Mind Reader
Naturally, with a name like "Amazo" he is something of a sub-rate carnival performer. It's been rumored that he doesn't even read minds at all but is in fact a cheat.

Ms. Marcilda
The Great Senõr Salvador Fellini's most recent assistant. Is very sensitive about anyone touching her or looking at her the wrong way, much less having knives flung at her.

 

The Fair Miss Emily Emelia
Shadw's smitten-upon childhood sweetheart. The sweetheart he lost to DragonzFyre, no less.

. . . Places . . .

Moonglow Manor
The former Dragonzfyre estate as it was known before it was destroyed by an lamentably accurate lightning strike. Consisited of a two-story main structure puncuated by a five story tower. Housed a glassed-in conservatorium (a greenhouse for those of you who missing your dictionaries), a library/study, museum, and 16 bedrooms.

Within an hour of DragonzFyre's tragic accident(s), the estate itself lay in smoldering ruins. It is believed that perhaps the storage of a certain amount of TNT in rather large quantities within the attic area was perhaps a poor idea in light of the single catastrophic lightning bolt that flattened the entire home.

 

The Spook-A-Rama
A broken-down, ramshackle, flea-ridden, lice-infested, worm-eaten, dog-bitten, bear-mauled, termite-chewed, woodpecker-pecked, rat-scavenged (plagued by fireants too), bankrupt and ruptured, ill-chosen, ill-starred, ill-fated, ill-omened, woefully awful, really, really, very bad traveling carnival of which the late DragonzFyre took ownership of. One of his more succesful business ventures.

The Undisclosed Hide-Out
Wheresoever Shadw is taking up residence at the any particular time to better carry on that which he must do — whether it be from within a cucumber factory cellar, a tree-house, an airship, a remote controlled yak, a houseboat, a rubberized cell, perhaps a belfry once or thrice ... etc. etc. etc... He must always be on the move.