That's all for now! And don't forget to stop in during HostKitKat's Massive Halloween Monster Bash. It's all happening Halloween Night, 10-12pm in BLCH1. She would like to have everyone change thier screennames and have fun trying to guess who everyone is... kinda like a costume party. There will be bobbing for virtual apples and telling of ghost stories and maybe even visiting other Hosted rooms for virtual Trick or Treatin'. See ya There~~~

Todd <--doesn't need to dress-up...is scarey enough as he is ;)~

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~FreekyBits~
By Freeklet

*****Mommy's note***** Well, we are still in Halloween mode in our house. Our costumes for the year were fun this year: Freeklet went as a pirate, I went as Freeklet, and Dad went as a Postal Worker. (Oh yeah, he didn't dress up. He went to work, and that's what he does. ) This should be the last of Freeklet's haunted stories (for now), so we hope you enjoy it, and Happy Halloween to you all.

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Real Men?

Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing this,
women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives.

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you
are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship,
they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is
capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and
violence all over the entire Earth. You decide:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.

2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss
the most?

A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Cherry bombs.

3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for
narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips).
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only
really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons, you
have to have him killed.

4. What about hugging another male?

A. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.
B. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver.
C. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a home run
to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that:
(1) He is legally within the base path,
(2) Both of you are wearing sufficient protection,
(3) You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard
enough
to cause fractures.

5. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.

6. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and
intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday
afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football
game; she's reading the paper. Suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, she
tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she can no longer bear
the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says
she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe
that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?

A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you
don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot
honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting
commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Vikings called a draw play on third and
seventeen.

7. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to
spend the rest of your life with her - sharing the joys and the sorrows the
world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?

A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,
and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and
the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
C. Tell her what?

8. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to
get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:

A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"

9. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?

A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so
large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your
legs.
B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has
to be handled with tweezers.
C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the
garbage regularly in case somebody, and we are not naming names, (but this
would be his wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is
frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate
relationship with it than with her.

10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact
that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they
finally got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they
finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions.

11. What is the human race's single greatest gift?

A. Democracy.
B. Religion.
C. Remote control.

That's it for CootieGrax......keeping the information highway open!!!