John John - Mortimer Mortimer... was always turning Red,
for each day and every day he lost his very own Head.

He'd search through his Garage,
He searched through the House,
In the street and under Cars,
He checked the cushions of his Couch.

John John - Mortimer Mortimer... he lost his very own Head,
But he never thought to check the chimney or look be-neath his Bed.