the H-E-L-P page


Dear Reader,

Everyone is welcome. Yes indeed, if you would like to help me I can use all the help I can get... please send all items, donations, presents, gifts, tips directly to me. Big or small. Flat, square or of some obtuse shape. Just lable your packages with the word "HELP!" in big capital letters (red ink would be nice) and send it c/o Shadw (that would be me). Thank you so much for your kind generosity. It's people like you that have ...

What? That doesn't abide with what your idea of a Help page should be? I don't know why not!

Listen, I did warn you before you wrecklessly chose to peruse around this site now, didn't I? Don't go blaming me. It's you're own fault. Anyway.

With sincerity and cordiality,