Dear Reader,

Welcome to our little page of frequently asked questions, or "F.A.Q." if you prefer to use our secret code word. So, you haven't found the answers you've been wanting? I do hope that you're not sneaking over to read this FAQ before seeing the rest of the site, are you now (that would be cheating)?

So you've read through the entire site? Honest? Would you swear to that?

Did you read the introduction through? You did? And you had a look over at the webmasters page, too? How about the writings area? The whole thing?Ê You're telling the truth, I hope.

If you really have read everything, then maybe you shouldn't bother reading any further. You already know as much as you should, then.ÊYou are done. You really shouldn't be here, silly person.

You're still here? Okay... if you insist.

Perhaps you want to find answers to questions, such as "How do I make the perfect goulash?" or "What is the meaning of Life?" This is the page for you. But then again, it is also quite possible that you would learn a secret so dark and sinister that your very life will be endangered. I could not bear to live with that guilt on my shoulders. So maybe before you proceed any further, I must ask that you shut this page down and never return ever again, just to be on the safe side. Thank you.

With sincerity and cordiality,

What does "FAQ" stand for? All right. I knew you hadn't been reading everything. Go back to the top and start over again. You'll need to pay better attention than that if you want to learn anything around here.   Why are you known as the "Shadw Without The O"? Life is a lot like a plate-full of tapioca. Or perhaps its more like a tossed salad. You cut up the celery, add the lettuce, toss in the croutons and shredded cheese. Or perhaps you can add a sliced ripe tomato if you prefer. And to your horror you learn you are all out of bacon bits. You were so looking forward to completing the salad with its baconny-bitted topping, yet alas it will never be completed. You have no choice now but to live a life without your greatly desired and drempt of bacon bit-topped tossed salad. Yes, it may be just as filling and nutritious, but you know it will always be lacking that one key ingredient. Likewise, some find their own selves, even a mere shadow sometimes can, as being incomplete ... a shadow forced to live out my days incomplete and without that ever elusive "O".   Can you tell me, where are your bathrooms? This is a web page madame, there are no bathrooms here so I must ask you to stop being silly.   Does this dress make me look fat? Ummm, why I'm sure you'd look splendid in just about anything.   Is there gonna be a DRAGONZFYRE movie or television series? When will it be out? We a very hard at work putting everything on hold.   How do you pronounce DRAGONZFYRE's name? It's not all that hard, and with a bit of practice I'm sure you will be able to say it too: "dragons - fire"   What's all this about THE CONSPIRACY? What's that? I don't know anything about any conspiracy. All that I am free tell you now is that its dark and sinister and very very bad. We must defeat them at all costs! Who sent you here to ask me that?   Why hasn't DragonzFyre responded to my letters or emails? He is slightly deceased and unable to respond to anything at the moment.   Who is DragonzFyre? What happened to him? Is he really Dead? Just who/what is the widespread conspiracy mentioned all over here all about? What's the deal with the deer jerky, ferrets, and a grass hula skirt? Can you really levitate a soda can? What other unmentionables can you mention? Do you read minds? ????????????????????? Oh Please please please tell me what is the big SECRET? Excuse me, but I have to finish eating this lemon-lime tart with my spicey burrito.   I've heard a rumor that Shadw is actually really DragonzFyre living under an assumed name! What's up with that??? Pu-shaw and tut-tut! What utter nonsense -- why we don't even look anything remotely alike. I'm much more dashing and suave.