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Good Times Gazette

Vol. 5 Ed. 9
(Part 3)
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(Part 3)
Birthdays
From the CootieGrax Files
Stuff You Should Know
BLCH Hosting Schedule
Credits


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submitted by KRAZEK0001

KatzProwln:    :::Sneekin in and trowin confetti:::
KatzProwln:    :::wanderin around da room wif an electric
KatzProwln:    razor:::
WilyECoyte:    omg Running from Kat
KatzProwln:     LoL
WilyECoyte:    putten it in high gear now
KatzProwln:    :::Sneakin up on GG...shavin a G on da back
KatzProwln:    of his head:::
Liira:    lol
Gator3663:    <~~~gonna shave a KAT iffin she don't put
Gator3663:    that up
WilyECoyte:    ROFL
GeegeeV:    KatzProwln, you betta run! LMFAO
KatzProwln:    <~ Ain't scared of GeeGee _
KatzProwln:    :::prowlin around lookin for da next
KatzProwln:    victim::
GeegeeV:    Takes a WATER BALLOON and throws it at KatzProwln. ===O
GeegeeV:    splat
GeegeeV:    on KatzProwln
KatzProwln:    {S neenrazz} Ya missed _
WilyECoyte:    grabs the water wingy's jumps in da middle
WilyECoyte:    of da pool
Gator3663:    Larry......still got that tatoo gun?
WilyECoyte:    yeppers Ken
Gator3663:    i know a KAT that needs the word GATOR
Gator3663:    tatooed on her back
WilyECoyte:    click ..... buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yeppers
WilyECoyte:    there workin to
KatzProwln:    EEEEEKKKK!!!!
KatzProwln:    Nah Ken...I have dat on mah thigh :P ROFL
KatzProwln:    :::Sneakin up on da next victim:::
Gator3663:    clink
Gator3663:    clank
Gator3663:    bang bang bang
WilyECoyte:    go Ken go
Gator3663:    sawin
Gator3663:    drillin
WilyECoyte:    ACME GATOR
Gator3663:    clink clink clank
Gator3663:    there hows that
KatzProwln:     ::Flee::
Gator3663:    a KAT guiltine
Gollum1255:    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i like this look
GeegeeV:    KatzProwln, what's yer name???
KatzProwln:    <~ Kat {S Duh} LoL
Liira:    GG thats kat
Liira:    lmao kat
GeegeeV:    Oh, Silly me
Gator3663:    larry and will we get her in this we
GeegeeV:    lol
Gator3663:    can...shave and tatoo gator on her back and
Gator3663:    paint her floresent pink
WilyECoyte:    tackles Kat holden her down fer dear life
KatzProwln:    Ken, I told ya, I have GATOR tattooed on my
KatzProwln:    thigh!!!!!!
Gator3663:    WOOOHOOOO
Gator3663:    close enough
KatzProwln:    ::Thinkin GeeGee needs sumthin else ::
GeegeeV:    *runnin' away from Kat*
Liira:    :::::::trippin GG::::::::: ::::::holdin him down::::::: come get him kat!!!!!!!
GeegeeV:    *yellin'* heeeeeeeey HEEEEELLLLLLPPPP
GeegeeV:    {s bip}'s Kat and Jen. LMFAO
KatzProwln:    :::Shavin GeeGee's legs:: ::Flee::
GeegeeV:    Kat i ain't a girl
WilyECoyte:    handen Kat the florescent green fishnet
WilyECoyte:    stockings
GeegeeV:    stop shavin' my legs
GeegeeV:    *runnin' to Jen* {s bip}'s Kat
Liira:    why ya runnin to me?
KatzProwln:    GeeGee, I know ya aren't a gurl...but I'm
KatzProwln:    havin fun
GeegeeV:    Kat i figured that. LMFAO
KatzProwln:    And Jen won't save ya..she's on my side _
Liira:    hehe
Ziyal111:    u tell em kat
KatzProwln:    :::Watchin Ken::
KatzProwln:    :::gettin out da nail polish:::
GeegeeV:    Takes Mock 5 razor and shaves Kat's mustache. LMFAO..
Gator3663:    OH NO u don't i done been through that once
Gator3663:    KAT
KatzProwln:    :::Lookin for da hair dye:::
KatzProwln:    KEn, I didn't say it was for you _
KatzProwln:    :::Dyin Will's Mohawk bright green:::
Ziyal111:    ewwwwwwwww kat
Ziyal111:    green????
Gollum1255:    nonono
Gollum1255:    {S 3 nos
Ziyal111:    pink kat pink
KatzProwln:    I'm not done yet!
Ziyal111:    O oo oOO i got it
Ziyal111:    marbled
KatzProwln:    :::Dyin the tips of Will's mohawk Florescent
Ziyal111:    hold still will
KatzProwln:    pink:::
Gollum1255:    <<
Gator3663:    WILL...ummm i don't mean to add to harm but
Gator3663:    YOU LOOK FUNNY NOW]
Liira:    lol
Ziyal111:    well will we can start wif dat
Ziyal111:    then work our way
Ziyal111:    n/m
KatzProwln:    :::puttin a blue streak in Ken's hair as I
KatzProwln:    run by::
Liira:    lol
Gator3663:    OH MAN!!!!!!
Gollum1255:    its ok ken i can take it after all after a weekend wif barrrrrrrrrb
Ziyal111:    kat that should be yellow
KatzProwln:    C'mon you guys, you hafta help me !
WilyECoyte:    getten the duct tape out helpen Kat
Ziyal111:    i'm tryin kat
Gator3663:    KAT there is no help for
Gator3663:    ya...:::::::FLEEEEEEE
GeegeeV:    *takin' the Gold Bleach and pouring it on Kat*
WilyECoyte:    LMAO ^5 Ken
Gator3663:    lol ^5 larry
KatzProwln:    Ya gotta catch me first Ken!! :PpP
WilyECoyte:    trips Kat
Ziyal111:    ya ken i hear shes fast
Ziyal111:    :::flee::::::::
Gator3663:    oh really
Liira:    ::::::runnin up to larry:::::: {s bip} run KAT!!!!!!!
KatzProwln:    :::Runnin::::
Ziyal111:    {S pppp}
KatzProwln:    {S neenrazz
WilyECoyte:    Jen I felt that trips Jen and duct tapes
WilyECoyte:    her up in da corner
Gator3663:    trippin the KAT
KatzProwln:    ::falls down and throws the Orange hair dye
KatzProwln:    in da air::
Ziyal111:     orange
Ziyal111:    that color works for him
Gator3663:    great!!!!now i orange and blue
WilyECoyte:    woohoo an orange Gator thats gots to be a
WilyECoyte:    first
KatzProwln:    Ken, ya got the Broncos colors now
Gator3663:    EWWWWWW not that
KatzProwln:    Linda would be proud of ya _
KatzProwln:    :::sneakin up on GeeGee again:::paintin the
KatzProwln:    G I shaved yellow:::
GeegeeV:    *runnin' away from KAT*
KatzProwln:    Too Late _
GeegeeV:    {s bip}'s Kat over head and Kat faints
WilyECoyte:    putten on mah RayBan's a lil bright in here
KatzProwln:    :::stealin the tattoo gun outta Larry's
KatzProwln:    closet:::
KatzProwln:    ::tattooin"KatWasHere" on Ken's {S forehead
Ziyal111:    ::peakin back in:::
WilyECoyte:    jumping up and down on Barb's lap
KatzProwln:    TOSsin confetti at Barb in da loft
Gator3663:    Graet how i gonna explain that to Carrie
Ziyal111:    ack!!!
GeegeeV:    *tattooin' "GeegeeV was Here and Did alot to her" on Kats
GeegeeV:    forhead*
WilyECoyte:    wondering why I always gots to set on her
WilyECoyte:    lap in the buddy list
KatzProwln:    Ken, umm...tell her it was a joke
WilyECoyte:    or the people room list
KatzProwln:    Hehehee GeeGee...what'd ya do to me?
Gator3663:    ok i will
Gator3663:    hehehehe
GeegeeV:    You don't wanna know! LMFAO
KatzProwln:    And where was I when ya did it?
Gator3663:    sleep KAT
Gator3663:    LMAO
GeegeeV:    You Don't Wanna Know Kat! LMFAO
KatzProwln:    :::Paintin Larry's paws bright red:::
KatzProwln:    I musta missed it then GeeGee
GeegeeV:    *Smackin' Kat to make her calmdown*
Ziyal111:    OMG
WilyECoyte:    awwwww thanks Kat now maybe I wont trip over
WilyECoyte:    them _
KatzProwln:    LoL
KatzProwln:    ::clankin around in da tool shed:::
KatzProwln:    
KatzProwln:    
KatzProwln:    
KatzProwln:    :::addin neon lights::
KatzProwln:    :::hookin up a neon sign on Ken:::
Gator3663:    oh gees i catchin it all tonight
KatzProwln:    "CAUTION! I BITE"
KatzProwln:    :::Tattooin a target on GeeGee's back:::
KatzProwln:    Ya happy now Ken? _
KatzProwln:    :::shinin da steel tips on da darts:::
GeegeeV:    *s runnin' away from Kat*
WilyECoyte:    diggen the dart board coverhauls out of the
WilyECoyte:    ACME Toolbox

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As you know, Barbie is fast approaching Forty. Now, at long last some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her aging gracefully.

These are a bit more realistic...

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too)! Neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand held fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muumuus with tummy support panels are included!

5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No More Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. With mini-van in robins egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.

10. Single Mother Barbie. There's not much time for primping anymore! Ken's shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and Barbie's across town with Babs and Ken, Jr., in a fourth-floor walkup. Barbie's selling off her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money. Complete garage sale kit included.

11. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does twelve steps instead of dancesteps! Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little copy of The Big Book, the Serenity Prayer and six-pack of Diet Coke.

12. Post Menopausal Barbie. Poor Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self".

That's it for CootieGrax........now where is my Barbie?!?

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BLCH Hosts Schedule

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