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  Best Lil Chathouse 1

 Good Times Gazette 

  

 Vol. 5  Ed. 7

  (Part 2)

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 Contents....

 

 (Part 2)

 Birthdays

 Kat's Kraziness

 Stuff You Should Know

 

  

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 Just a reminder ...If you do not see your name in the Birthday column, it is not because I forgot you, I do not have you on my list!! So e-mail ME & I will make sure you are not left out ever again!! Thanks guys & see ya'll next month! ;-))

 This is...............TeeBabe1 ø¿ø....... 





 

 

 

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 ** »^..^« Kat's Kraziness »^..^« **

by KRAZEK0001

 

 

 Ok Gang, it's joke time once again....



Ouch!



A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.  When the

usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but

you're only allowed one seat."  The man groaned but didn't budge.  The

usher became impatient.  "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to

have to call the manager."  Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated

the usher who turned and marched brisly back up the aisle in search of his

manager.  In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and

stood over the man. 



Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

 Finally, they summoned the police.  The cop surveyed the situation briefly

then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"  

"Sam," the man moaned.  



"Where ya from, Sam?"  



With pain in his voice Sam replied "The Balcony."



*Submitted by Debbie





A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a

 better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!"





Blessed be the little children ....



  One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"



*Submitted by Mal and Nikki



 Remember to send me your jokes! As long as they're printable. 

  

 KRAZEK0001 

  That's all for now, I'll Meow at ya later

  Meeoow  ;-)

 

 

 

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 on to Part Three...