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  Best Lil Chathouse 1

  Good Times Gazette 

  

 Vol. 5  Ed. 5

  (Part 2)

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 Contents....

 

 (Part 2)

 Birthdays

Kat's Kraziness

  

  

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 ~*~ MARCH BIRTHDAYS ~*~

 

  03/01 ~*~ ASillyGirl

 03/02 ~*~ OldLady285

 03/05 ~*~ Ashley3586

 03/13 ~*~ Eluterio

 03/17~*~ FARMAWAY

 03/26 ~*~ Sbhonee <~~ My Sis :-)

 03/27 ~*~ Meleia

03/28 ~*~ Notouch66

 

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 .       (      / | \      )       Have a Happy St. Patty's Day!!

 .          `" `  |   ` " `         "Erin Go-Brass-Less!!"     

 

 Just a reminder ...If you do not see your name in the Birthday column, it is not because I forgot you, I do not have you on my list!! So e-mail ME & I will make sure you are not left out ever again!! Thanks guys & see ya'll next month! ;-))

 This is...............TeeBabe1 ø¿ø....... 

 

 

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 ** »^..^« Kat's Kraziness »^..^« **

 by KRAZEK0001

 

 

 Ok Gang, it's joke time once again....

 

 

 YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IN THE 90'S IF ....

 

 1.  You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

 

 2.  Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

 

 3.  Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

 

 4.  Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose you best jokes.

 

 5.  You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

 

 6.  Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.

 

 7.  You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.

 

 8.  It's dark when you drive to and from work.

 

 9.  You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.

 

 10. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

 

 11. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.

 

 12. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

 

 13. You're already late on the assignment you just got.

 

 14. You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"

 

 15. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.

 

 16. Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes," "in your spare time," "when you're freed up," and "I have an opportunity for you."

 

 17. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January.

 

 18. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers."

 

 19. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are hanging in your cube.

 

 20. You read this entire list and understood it.

 

 

 

 Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes. 

 Here's their revenge :

        

    1.  What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

       A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

        

    2.  What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

        Brown-bagging it.

        

    3.  What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

        No one else wants it.

        

    4.  Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?

       So brunettes can remember them.

       

    5.  What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

        Invisible.

 

    6.  What's a brunette's mating call?

        " Has the blonde left yet? "

        

    7.  Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

        The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

        

    8.  Why is brunette considered an evil color?

        When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

        

    9.  What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

        The invitation

        

    10. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

        A hostage

        

    11. Who makes bras for brunettes?

        Fisher-Price

        

    12. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

        It matches their mustache.

   

 

 Submitted by Carrie and Barb.   Yeah yeah, I know we've all read them, but it's all I've got! 

             

 

 

 Remember to send me your jokes! As long as they're printable of course. 

  

 KRAZEK0001 

  That's all for now, I'll Meow at ya later

  Meeoow  ;-)

 

 

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 :::shakin my Etch-A-Sketch:::

 on to Part Three...