Subj:	BLCH1 Good Times Gazette Vol 4 Ed 10 (part 1)
Date:	06/22/98

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Best Lil Chathouse 1
 Good Times Gazette 

Vol. 4  Ed. 10
(Part 1)
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Contents....


(Part 1)
A Word from Me
Kat's Kraziness
Duh Quotes


(Part 2)
The Birthday List
From the Cootie Grax Files
Queries for Quinn




(Part 3)
Seen in BLCH1
BLCH Hosting Schedule
Credits



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A Word From Me...
  
{{{{{ Gang }}}}}
 
After three days of fun... the First Annual BLCH1 Family Reunion Weekend is now history. Yayayaya!... What a time we had with all those that showed-up :::grumblin' still about a few with last minute lame excuses:::  And the cajun gator cookouts we had each night were the best!  (Sorry 'bout that Ken) If you ever have a chance to meet your online buddies... seriously think about doing it! Remember AOL suggests that you use common sense and meet in a public place the first time. 

Todd :)~


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by KRAZEK0001

 "Juan The Smuggler"

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.  He's got two large bags over his shoulders.  The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"  

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.  He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.  

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens.  The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.  He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.  Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.  It's driving me crazy.  It's all I think about..... I can't sleep.  Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."

Please send me your jokes (printable ones please!) 
at KRAZEK0001
That's all for now, I'll meow at ya later... Kat ;-)


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A Correction~

The Editor made a mistake! 

In the last edition of the newsletter for the article TryThis...
"Number 7 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 7."

Instead, this should have read:
"Number 7 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 5."

Sorry for the confusion this has caused 
::::sending myself back to my corner without a cookie tonight::::


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 Duh Quotes 


Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
     -Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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"According to a new survey, the first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes.  Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts."           
     - Conan O'Brien
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
     --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal 
       anti-smoking campaign
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
     --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
     --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
     --Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


  
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  And on to Part 2...