Subj: BLCH1 Good Times Gazette Vol 4 Ed 9 (part 1)
Date: 06/05/98
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Best Lil Chathouse 1
Good Times Gazette
Vol. 4 Ed. 9
(Part 1)
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Contents....
(Part 1)
A Word from Me
Some Fun Trivia
Try This...
In Jas' Opinion
From the Cootie Grax Files
(Part 2)
The Birthday List
Seen in BLCH1
(Part 3)
more Seen in BLCH1
BLCH Hosting Schedule
Credits
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A WORD FROM ME...
Hiya Boys and Gurls!
Summer is here!! Time for sun, picnics, vacations and fun :::wunnerin' if I have a long enough extension cord to bring along my AOL::: In a week the BLCH1 Get-Together in Omaha finally happens... And I better be seeing some of you there! Anyways, a big Thank You goes out to KRAZEK0001 and Firebir314 for their contributions to this edition of the Gazette... Yayayayaaaa! Until next time, take care All.... this is DRAGONZfyr signing off!
Todd
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submitted by Firebir314
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every
letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx
communications)
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile Services
(two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is
uncopyrightable.
Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne;
and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Presumably if all four horses leg's are in the air then the horse died in battle...
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without
killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the Pacific.
When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun
ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them
looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the
"General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is
necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to
make change for a dollar.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on McDonald's Big Mac bun.
The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the
Rolling Stones: 50.6.
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
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submitted by KRAZEK0001
Hint: Use real people in your life and not celebrities!
NOW THIS REALLY WORKS SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT...
NO PEEKING!!!!!!!!
Make sure you do it as you read it, otherwise you will mess it
up...ie...don't read it first and then go back and do it, it isn't as much fun
get a piece of paper and a pen......yes right now!!!!
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did u get a piece of paper and a pen??
On a piece of paper, write numbers from 1 to 9(downward)
In the spaces for numbers 1 and 5, write the names of 2 people that are
of the opposite sex of you
In the spaces for numbers 2, 3, and 4, write the names of three
different people (this could be friends, family, etc.)
In your remaining spaces (6, 7, 8, & 9) write four different song titles
Finally now make a wish ...........
Keep wishing ......
Scroll down for the key to your test .....
........ Made your wish? OKAY
...Here's the key....
Number 1 is the person you love deeply.
Number 5 is the person that you like, but it can't/won't work out.
Number 2 is the person that you care about the most.
Number 3 is a person that knows you very well, if not better than anyone.
Number 4 is your lucky star.
Number 6 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 1.
Number 7 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 7.
Number 8 is the song that says what is on your mind.
Number 9 is an expression of how you feel towards sex.
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So, how did it work out for you? A little scary, huh? :-)
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~In Jas' Opinion~
Hey Everyone!!
I know I know I know.......everyone has been asking me where I have been and why my article hasnt been in the paper..... I have been so busy with work and everything else, I have been absolutely swamped. I was in Green Bay, WI for 4 days (2 for training and all 4 with my girlfriend).....then was the Memorial Day Holiday.....and my birthday.....et al. It has been hectic!
I want to talk about carelessness around big trucks on the road. Having been a driver of an 18-wheeler, I can atest to some of the foolish acts and stupid driving on the road. On a bright and sunny day, when a truck has to stop from 55MPH, it takes 174 YARDS to stop....that is almost 2 football fields. A car is on average 3800 (4800 pounds for a fullsized pickup). The average semi is 70-80,000 pounds (that's 40tons!). Just remember when you pull in front of a semi, and then hit the brakes....the semi might not be able to stop on time.
I have a personal reason for writing this article. This past weekend, a friend of mine (also a truck driver) was involved in a traffic accident where a car ran up under his trailer. The driver was trying to use his cell phone at the time. That, combined with the rain, made for a deadly combination. The driver of the car was killed.....and the driver of the rig scarred for life. Just be careful.....and remember, if you are touching it, it was delivered by a truck driver.
Have a great weekend.
Jason
jasgibson1@aol.com
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From the CootieGrax Files...
I have nothing to add to my lastest list........
it's self-explanatory!
101 things NOT to say during Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're
fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
This is CootieGrax............it just goes on and on!
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And on to Part 2...