Dear Reader,

You really really really ought to consider this very good cause I bring before you now. After the terribly disastorous lightning strike that completely destroyed the DragonzFyre estate "Moonglow Manor", many of DragonzFyre's beloved pets suddenly found theirselves in the unpleasent situation of being in need of a new home.

Dr. Faint, the DragonzFyres' trusted family doctor and taxidermist has done his best to rescue these most beloved pets, but he needs your help. It is in the spirit of good citizenship and neighborliness that I ask each of you to consider adopting one of these poor homeless pets today.

Our DragonzFyre would have wanted it that way.

With oodles of respect,

Dr. Faint's Home for Adoptable Homeless Stuffed-Pets A bit of thread here, a bit of sawdust there and a lot of love all around. Hmmm ... looks like a few of these pets are a little worse for wear. Some seem to have parts mixed-up with others. Now how could that have happened???

Adopt - a - Stuffed WomBat Oh Please Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Emu I'd make a wonderful pet Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Bavarian Llama The WomBat has worms Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Yak (on wheels) I'm housebroken Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Pygmy Mina Bird The Yak lies Pick Me Instead! Adopt - a - Stuffed Mug-Mug Two for the price of One Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Tibetan Crocodile I double as a stylish purse, too Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Japanese Slugth I'll fetch your bunny slippers Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed ??? ???? Pick Me! Adopt - a - Stuffed Rabid Fruit Fly I'm great with children Pick Me! The Adoption center is not yet adopting out — but fear not. In the future you will be able to let the world know of your exceeding kindness to these poor woeful pets, despited their stuffedness. Thank You.