presents
the Mighty Big Tiki Head

Here and now, Oh Wanderer, at last you shall find the answers to your deepest mysteries.
Consult the ancient, mysterious wisdom of the All-Knowing, All-Seeing Mighty Big Tiki Head.
And be prepared for the Enlightenment that is about to descend upon you like a herd of rabid Polynesian hula girls.

Do you have a Question which has vexxed and puzzled you?
The Mighty Big Tiki Head will have an Answer for you.

Utter the magic words: "Kahuna-huna Krakatoa ~ Kooka-burra Kilueia" and
approach the Head and bow down before its Mighty Bigness.

With a booming low voice, the Mighty Big Head speaks to you:
"Ask me any Yes/No Question"

The Mighty Big Head again speaks with a booming low voice: